In this week’s episode, I take a look at how to make a bad book cover, and things that you should avoid on your book’s cover. I also take a look back at my top 10 bestselling books of 2023.
This week’s coupon is for the audiobook of CHILD OF THE GHOSTS as excellently narrated by Hollis McCarthy. You can get the audiobook of CHILD OF THE GHOSTS for 75% off at my Payhip store with this coupon code:
JANGHOSTS
The coupon code is valid through January 31st, 2024, so if you find yourself needing an audiobook to break up the winter doldrums, we’ve got you covered!
Reference links to books mentioned in the show.
The Fellowship of the Ring:
https://www.tolkienguide.com/modules/wiwimod/index.php?page=BREM+US+PB+FOTR
My Brilliant Friend:
https://www.amazon.com/My-Brilliant-Friend-Neapolitan-Novels/dp/1609450787
TRANSCRIPT
00:00:00 Introduction and Writing Updates
Hello, everyone. Welcome to Episode 183 of The Pulp Writer Show. My name is Jonathan Moeller. Today is January the 12th, 2024, and today we’re going to talk about how to make a bad book cover. We’ll also take a look back at my top 10 best selling books of 2023. Before we do that, let’s have this week’s Coupon of the Week. This week’s coupon is for the audiobook of Child of the Ghosts, as excellently narrated by Hollis McCarthy. You can get the audiobook of Child of the Ghosts for 75% off at my Payhip store with this coupon code: JANGHOSTS. That’s JANGHOSTS and that will be included in the show notes with a link. The coupon code is valid through January 31st, 2024. So if you find yourself needing an audiobook to break up the winter doldrums, we’ve got you covered.
Let’s also have an update on my current writing projects. As of right now, I am 97,000 words into Shield of Storms, which puts me on Chapter 18 of 21, though the final draft will probably have a slightly different number of chapters as I move things around. I am hoping to get to 100,000 words before the end of the day when I finish recording this. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes. Once Shield of Storms is out, my next book will be Sevenfold Sword Online: Leveling and I am 59,000 words into that and I will finish that up and have it come out relatively quickly after Shields of Storms is released. I’m also 12,000 words into Half-Elven Thief, but that will be a ways off yet because once Sevenfold Sword Online: Leveling is finished, I want to write Ghost in the Veils first so I can make its recording slot in April.
In audio news, as I mentioned last week, the audiobook of Sevenfold Sword Online: Creation is out, as excellently narrated by CJ McAllister and you can get that at all audiobook stores.
00:01:51 Top 10 Ebooks, Audiobooks, and Print Book Sales for 2023
As I mentioned before, I wanted to take a look back at my top ten books and audiobooks of 2023, and I did that because it’s time to start figuring out taxes for 2023, which means checking paperwork, making sure your books are balanced, making sure all your receipts are properly organized, filing for 1099s, and all the other various little chores that go into preparing to file your taxes, at least in the United States. It also means finding out the top 10 bestselling books of 2023.
So to start with, here are my Top 10 bestselling ebooks of 2023. Unsurprisingly, it turns out that 2023 was the year of the Dragonskull series:
#1: Dragonskull: Talons of the Sorcerer
#2: Dragonskull: Wrath of the Warlock
#3: Dragonskull: Doom of the Sorceress
#4: Dragonskull: Crown of the Gods
#5: Cloak of Dragonfire
#6: Dragonskull: Fury of the Barbarians
#7 Dragonskull: Sword of the Squire
#8 Dragonskull: Shield of the Knight
#9 Dragonskull: Blade of the Elves
#10 Dragonskull: Curse of the Orcs
So basically my best selling ebooks of 2023 were the Dragonskull series plus Cloak of Dragonfire. This bodes well for both Shield of Storms, which is a direct follow up to Dragonskull, and Cloak of Titans later this year. Audio, of course, has become an increasingly important format, so here are my Top 10 bestselling audiobooks across all platforms for 2023:
#1: The Ghosts: Omnibus One
#2: Frostborn: The Shadow Prison
#3: Frostborn: The World Gate
#4: Frostborn: The High Lords
#5: Frostborn: The Dwarven Prince
#6: Frostborn: The Dragon Knight
#7: Frostborn: Excalibur
#8: Frostborn: The Gorgon Spirit
#9: Frostborn: The False King
#10: Frostborn: The Dark Warden
So for audio, 2023 was nearly almost entirely the year of Frostborn, but people still really like the big omnibus audiobooks like The Ghosts: Omnibus One. Paperbacks for me are a much smaller sales channel than either ebooks or audiobooks. I sell more in both ebook and audio than I do in paperback, but as it turns out, it’s really easy to run the report of bestselling paperbacks. So with that in mind, here are my Top 10 bestselling paperbacks of 2023:
#1: The Windows Command Line Beginner’s Guide
#2: The Linux Command Line Beginner’s Guide
#3: The Ubuntu Beginner’s Guide
#4: Frostborn: The Gray Knight
#5: Frostborn: The Eightfold Knife
#6: Sevenfold Sword: Champion
#7: Dragonskull: Shield of the Knight
#8: Dragonskull: Doom of the Sorceress
#9: Malison: The Complete Series
#10: Dragonskull: Curse of the Orcs
So those were my top 10 bestselling paperback books of 2023. I don’t really write about technology very much anymore, and I stopped shortly before I started recording this podcast in 2019. I enjoyed writing about technology quite a bit, but there are only so many hours in the day and the money is just a lot better for epic fantasy fiction, and there’s less research involved, too. That said, I’m glad that people are still finding my tech books helpful enough to buy. My all-time favorite review of the Windows Command Line Beginner’s Guide came from a math professor who said he hated the book, but he couldn’t find a better introduction to the Windows Command Line environment, and so he still recommended it to his students.
So thanks for reading those books, everyone, and as I said before, I’m still working on Shield of Storms, so hopefully we’ll have a new book very soon.
00:05:34 Main Topic of the Week: What Makes a Bad Book Cover?
So let’s move on to our main topic this week: how to make a bad book cover (from which we hopefully will learn how to make a good book cover). Since I started doing my own covers and spending a lot more time with Photoshop in 2020, obviously this is something I have given a great deal of thought to over the last four years and throughout the entire time I’ve been self-publishing. So I thought it would make an interesting topic for a show.
Let’s start off with some specific examples of a bad book cover. One of the most famous ones is The Fellowship of the Ring cover by Barbara Remington, which Tolkien famously did not care for (I’ll include a link to it in the show notes, so you can follow if you’re curious). It just looks very ‘60s, very psychedelic, and just not at all related to anything connected to what the Lord of the Rings is actually about.
Another fairly well-known example of a bad cover is the original cover of My Brilliant Friend by Elena Ferrante, which is a 1950s story about a woman coming of age in the poor outskirts of Naples. But if you look at the cover (especially the cover linked in the show notes), it looks like kind of a romance novel or a story about a wedding. It doesn’t at all reflect what the book is actually about. So as we strive to make good covers, one that will draw readers into books, what should we keep in mind?
I think there are to start with three key points to keep in mind when preparing a book cover or consulting with your cover designer about what you would like your book cover to do. First, taste is highly subjective and that leads directly to the second point, which is you’re not going to be able to make a book cover that everybody likes, just as you are not going to be able to write a book that everyone likes. The point is to write a book that your audience that you have in mind will enjoy and the cover by extension will be a sort of a guide that can help your audience find the book and let them know that this is the kind of book they would like, that the cover will telegraph in essence, that this is the kind of book that particular reader would like.
Three, the main thing is to provide key information about the book, namely the author and the title, easily and quickly with a quick preview of the book through the design of the cover. You want, when you look at a book cover, to immediately in a fraction of a second to be able to grasp the three important points: the name of the book, the author of the book, and the genre of the book. Those should all be immediately apparent when you look at the book cover and anything that gets in the way of that is not a good design element for a book cover.
So with that in mind, what shouldn’t a book cover do and what design elements do you massively want to avoid on your book cover? First of all, you should avoid bad fonts or fonts that are hard to read. It’s important to remember that in a book cover, two of the three things that it needs to convey at a glance are the author name and the title of the book. And if you have bad typography on your book cover, that will sink you. In fact, you can almost get away with having a bad looking image for your book cover, so long as the typography for the author name and the title is suitable.
So what constitutes an unsuitable font for a book cover? Colors that are hard to read and shall we say overly artistic or overly stylized fonts that are difficult to read. You know something like wingdings or some really overly complicated font with too many flourishes. You want the font to be able to be easy to read. You want the font to be a color that is easy to read and is visible against the rest of the cover. You don’t want the font to be too small either, because then that will make it difficult to read. That ideal is even once in a thumbnail on the Amazon website that you can still pretty easily get the author name and the title.
You also will want to avoid design elements that clash. We can all think of examples of badly Photoshopped covers where there’s like a Photoshop picture of a horse or cowboy or a Scottish Lord or something that is very badly Photoshopped in and doesn’t look at all good. Part of that is avoiding images that are poor resolution. If any element of your cover looks pixelated, it’s time to have a rethink and choose different elements. This can be a problem if you’re getting stock photos from free stock photo sites, which is not the best idea because just because the site says the stock photos are free and licensed for commercial use doesn’t mean that they actually are, because there’s not really much of a safeguarding process. You’re better off using a reputable stock photo site where you pay for credits and then keep a record of what you use. And that way, if there’s any legal challenges or troubles you can say, well, the stock photo I got off iStock Photo in 2019. Here’s the record of it and then you would be good to go.
Even if you have good images, it’s important to make sure that the image matches with the genre of the book. If you have an image that does not match the appropriate historical time period of the book or the fantasy aesthetics, that won’t work. For example, you have a Regency romance book set in 19th century England and the woman on the cover is wearing a leather jacket and jeans, that would immediately be a bad cover design element. To return to the topic of The Lord of the Rings, you have a cover of the Lord of the Rings where Aragorn is dressed like a Wall Street broker and Frodo is wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and a backward baseball cap, that would also be a poor choice for cover design.
You’ll also want to avoid major inaccuracies on the cover. This is not hugely important but it can significantly annoy a subset of readers. Like for example, a cover of Anne of Green Gables where the Anne on the cover is blonde when in the book Anne quite famously has red hair (and in fact it’s a plot point, if I remember right).
You probably don’t want to include ad copy on the cover because that is a waste of valuable real estate. Now granted, if you get, like an endorsement from like a major celebrity or some sort of significant author in your field, it’s probably a good idea to put the blurb on your cover then. Like, if you are writing a mystery and say you get, like blurbs from like John Sanford or Harlan Coben or Karin Slaughter or other, you know, major mystery writers, you know, that’s probably good idea to put that on the cover. However, if you’re picking quotes off Goodreads or Amazon or something to put on your book cover, that’s probably not a good idea. And you may not, in fact, actually have the right to do that based on U.S. law, because technically I believe the copyright for the review belongs to the person who wrote it. So that is something to avoid, you know, taking quotes from reviews from Amazon or Goodreads or TikTok or something, though you can probably make an exception if you like, get a major figure in your genre to endorse your book.
Finally, you would also probably want to avoid the default templates provided by Canva or Amazon. If you self-publish a book on Amazon and you don’t have a cover, you can use one of the premade ones that Amazon provides. But to be honest, these are not very good and they don’t look very good, so it’s probably best to avoid those if at all possible. You’ll also want to avoid book cover design elements that can actively irritate people. One of those is photographs of people, especially if it’s just a stock image. Generally, if you want a stock image to look good as a book cover, it needs to go through Photoshop quite a bit. It needs to, you know, make sure it matches the colors of the background. You might need some color adjustment. You might need some shading. You might need to apply a couple of masks to it to make it look properly good. This is actually one of the reasons why I started using DAZ 3D modeling because it’s very hard to find a long string of stock photos with the same character you can use for book covers, whereas with DAZ, as you can generate a character who looks like how you want the character look and then use that over and over again in different poses and so forth and different shadings and different enhancements in Photoshop to keep consistent look across all the covers, which is what I’ve done for the Caina Ghost series and the Nadia Cloak Mage series, which would be a lot harder to do with stock images.
Something else that really tends to annoy people is shirtless men or women in overly revealing outfits. From a purely a publisher’s perspective, this can get you in trouble. If you have a book cover that’s showing a little too much skin, the various retailers might reject it or you will be able to run ads on the book, or the system will automatically sort it as erotica, which would limit its visibility on the store and therefore its sales potential. One trend from the 2000s and 2010s that used to be popular but now no longer is, is stock photos where the character’s head is chopped off and you sort of just see them from the neck down on the cover. That was very popular for a while in the 2010s. It is not popular now and people might complain about your cover if you have that on there.
You may also want to avoid images are too abstract or too bland. I’m thinking about, like a lot of modern literary fiction covers have just random color swirls on the cover (it doesn’t look good) or the rereleased versions of Robert Jordan’s covers for the Wheel of Time. They used to have this really beautiful fantasy artwork on them. Now it’s just a vaguely faded symbol from the book. It just doesn’t look good compared to the older ones, and I think there was a mistake on the publisher’s part.
You will also, in my opinion, very much want to avoid AI art. There’s a couple of good reasons for this. One is that a very significant subset of the population absolutely hates AI art, refuses to have anything to do with it, and will not buy anything that uses it. Every time a major company like Wizards of the Coast or Microsoft or somebody uses AI art in some sort of advertisement, there is an immediate backlash on social media and you will want to avoid that. More practically, the copyright status of AI art is still a massively open question. As of this recording, which is January 12th, 2024, there are many lawsuits underway to determine whether or not AI generated art and text is in fact a form of copyright infringement, and as of right now, the question is unsettled.
A couple of months ago, Amazon started adding a check box to the KDP Publishing forum where you need to disclose if your book uses AI elements, and I strongly suspect part of the reason they did that was in case there’s like a Supreme Court ruling in the US or a major piece of legislation that drastically changes the legality of AI generated art and text. Then they have an easy out to immediately wipe all that stuff off the store and say, well, we do our due diligence about this. You can’t sue us. So for all those reasons, I do think it is a very, very good idea to avoid any AI images in any book covers or audiobook covers or anything you sell for right now.
00:17:39 What Should a Book Cover Do?
So let’s move on from the negative to the positive. What should a book cover do? As we mentioned earlier in the show, the book cover has three missions. At a single glance, it should convey the author name, the book title, and the genre of the book. It is in fact fairly simple to convey a genre in a book. It’s just the hard part is making it look good. Like for example, if you have a book with a dragon on the cover, obviously that’s going to be fantasy. If you have a book with like a spaceship flying near a planet, that is going to be a science fiction book. In fact, I redid all the covers in my Silent Order series to be a spaceship flying near a planet after I read a joke about that in a Penny Arcade comic where one of the characters of comics says they only buy books with spaceships and planets on them, and I realized that would probably be the best way to convey what the Silent Order series was about. And in fact, sales did go up after I changed all those covers.
Other examples would be if you see a man and a woman looking longingly at one another, that’s going to be a romance novel. If the character is wearing a long coat and has his or her back to the camera walking down a dark street, odds are you’ve got a mystery. If it’s a highly edited photo of like the US Capitol or the White House or something, and the title is something like, you know, Patriot Fury, you’re probably looking at a thriller novel. So there’s lots of conventions to convey what genre book is and the best way to learn them is, you know, to read a lot and to look at a lot of different book covers, which is in the modern age, very easy to do as you scroll through Amazon or Apple or whatever. The text should also be as easy to read as possible, especially in thumbnail or smaller images, so you may have to make the text what feels like slightly ridiculously large, but so long as it’s reasonably easy to read, then you’ll have achieved the mission of the text.
And if possible, you want to hint at the plot without telling the story. A good example of that would be like an urban fantasy book where the cover shows a woman wearing a leather jacket and you know, magic glowing things glowing around her hand. So that hints at what the plot is going to be about or like a thriller novel where you see a woman in like a tank top and combat pants holding a combat knife and a pistol that hints that is going to be a thriller novel and she’ll be, you know, fighting for her life.
Finally, the last point is fairly subjective and hard to do, but, if possible, you want to balance uniqueness with being familiar enough where people understand the genre at a glance. You don’t want to copy someone else’s design for many good reasons, but you want to have one that both expresses the genre of the book yet somehow is a little bit unique and that is something you try to strive for, if possible, with the book cover.
So that’s it for this week. I hope those tips were helpful. I would just like a minute to thank my transcriptionist. As you might have noticed on The Pulp Writer Show website, we now have transcriptions of the newer episodes and she helped me pull together the research for this episode, so thank you for doing that. Thanks for listening to The Pulp Writer Show. I hope you found this show useful. A reminder that you can listen to all the back episodes on https://thepulpwritershow.com. If you enjoyed the podcast, please leave a review on your podcasting platform of choice. Stay safe, stay healthy, and we’ll see you all next week.
